punks not dead
Heosemys spinosa is an endangered species.
punks almost dead
DOCTOR STARK WAS SO ANNOYED HE WENT AND GOT FOUR MORE
I like how it’s “Captain America: The Winter Soldier” and “Thor: The Dark World” and then Iron Man is just like, fuck the bullshit, we’re just callin’ this thing “Iron Man 3”.
Because a secondary title would imply it’s also about something other than Iron Man. And we all know how well that would work out.
“Iron Man 3: Tony Stark”
Iron Man 3: The Tony Starkening.
I’m wearing this shirt today.
It seemed appropriate.
beginner’s guide to eurovision song contest
i literally cannot express how accurate and culturally important this is
Awh it didn’t include the part where ALL of the points start with ‘hello, <country> speaking! thank you <host country> for a beautiful evening, we really enjoyed all the performances. <lame/awkward comment/joke>. here are the points from <country>”
I need this. I’ve been through so many years when the twitter people watch it and I never really got into it till last year. When I was actually living in europe xD
can you imagine if twitter existed in the 1800s
abe lincoln tweeting shit like “wow this play sucks just shoot me”
HE WAS SHOT IN 1865
but don’t you see, superwholock is team free will
Sam is Doctor Who, the smart sympathetic one who always clings to hope even when things get rough
Dean is Supernatural, butch and tough as nails, but incredibly gay and crying on the inside
and Castiel is the Sherlock fandom, ancient and wise but inevitably descends into madness
OH DEAR GOD TAKE ME NOW
at least buy me dinner first
“Pepper, pay attention to me”
I guess she forgot to take him for a walk today
if anyone needs me i’ll just be over here laughing for the next ten years
I THOUGHT PETS WEREN’T ALLOWED IN THAT EVENT
you know what Michael
YOU KNOW WHAT
MAYBE IF YOU DIDN’T STOMP ON MY HEAD EVERY CHANCE YOU GOT
I MEAN GODDAMN, MAN, IT’S BECOME SOME SORT OF OBSESSION WITH YOU
MICHAEL WOULD YOU JUST-
oh good lord, I’m like dying…cracking up at this…
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