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too cute :3
(Source: all-those-fairy-tales-cametrue, via thelightningdemigod)
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Anonymous asked: 1 2 3 4 5 14
sorry about that, my phone didn’t want to play.
1. Morgan Brice
2. Cancer
3. small spaces, death and small spiders, i can deal with the big ones
4. Kittens, rainbows and unicorns
5. Dark hair, nice eyes, outgoing and funny
14. yes
- 1: Full name
- 2: Zodiac sign
- 3: 3 Fears
- 4: 3 things I love
- 5: 4 turns on
- 6: 4 turns off
- 7: My best friend
- 8: Sexual orientation
- 9: My best first date
- 10: How tall am I
- 11: What do I miss
- 12: What time were I born
- 13: Favourite color
- 14: Do I have a crush
- 15: Favourite quote
- 16: Favourite place
- 17: Favourite food
- 18: Do I use sarcasm
- 19: What am I listening to right now
- 20: First thing I notice in new person
- 21: Shoe size
- 22: Eye color
- 23: Hair color
- 24: Favourite style of clothing
- 25: Ever done a prank call?
- 26: What colour of underwear I'm wearing now?
- 27: Meaning behind my URL
- 28: Favourite movie
- 29: Favourite song
- 30: Favourite band
- 31: How I feel right now
- 32: Someone I love
- 33: My current relationship status
- 34: My relationship with my parents
- 35: Favourite holiday
- 36: Tattoos and piercing i have
- 37: Tattoos and piercing i want
- 38: The reason I joined Tumblr
- 39: Do I and my last ex hate each other?
- 40: Do I ever get “good morning” or “good night ” texts?
- 41: Have I ever kissed the last person you texted?
- 42: When did I last hold hands?
- 43: How long does it take me to get ready in the morning?
- 44: Have I shaved your legs in the past three days?
- 45: Where am I right now?
- 46: If I were drunk & can’t stand, who’s taking care of me?
- 47: Do I like my music loud or at a reasonable level?
- 48: Do I live with my Mom and Dad?
- 49: Am I excited for anything?
- 50: Do I have someone of the opposite sex I can tell everything to?
- 51: How often do I wear a fake smile?
- 52: When was the last time I hugged someone?
- 53: What if the last person I kissed was kissing someone else right in front of me?
- 54: Is there anyone I trust even though I should not?
- 55: What is something I disliked about today?
- 56: If I could meet anyone on this earth, who would it be?
- 57: What do I think about most?
- 58: What’s my strangest talent?
- 59: Do I have any strange phobias?
- 60: Do I prefer to be behind the camera or in front of it?
- 61: What was the last lie I told?
- 62: Do I perfer talking on the phone or video chatting online?
- 63: Do I believe in ghosts? How about aliens?
- 64: Do I believe in magic?
- 65: Do I believe in luck?
- 66: What's the weather like right now?
- 67: What was the last book I've read?
- 68: Do I like the smell of gasoline?
- 69: Do I have any nicknames?
- 70: What was the worst injury I've ever had?
- 71: Do I spend money or save it?
- 72: Can I touch my nose with a tounge?
- 73: Is there anything pink in 10 feets from me?
- 74: Favourite animal?
- 75: What was I doing last night at 12 AM?
- 76: What do I think is Satan’s last name is?
- 77: What’s a song that always makes me happy when I hear it?
- 78: How can you win my heart?
- 79: What would I want to be written on my tombstone?
- 80: What is my favorite word?
- 81: My top 5 blogs on tumblr
- 82: If the whole world were listening to me right now, what would I say?
- 83: Do I have any relatives in jail?
- 84: I accidentally eat some radioactive vegetables. They were good, and what’s even cooler is that they endow me with the super-power of my choice! What is that power?
- 85: What would be a question I’d be afraid to tell the truth on?
- 86: What is my current desktop picture?
- 87: Had sex?
- 88: Bought condoms?
- 89: Gotten pregnant?
- 90: Failed a class?
- 91: Kissed a boy?
- 92: Kissed a girl?
- 93: Have I ever kissed somebody in the rain?
- 94: Had job?
- 95: Left the house without my wallet?
- 96: Bullied someone on the internet?
- 97: Had sex in public?
- 98: Played on a sports team?
- 99: Smoked weed?
- 100: Did drugs?
- 101: Smoked cigarettes?
- 102: Drank alcohol?
- 103: Am I a vegetarian/vegan?
- 104: Been overweight?
- 105: Been underweight?
- 106: Been to a wedding?
- 107: Been on the computer for 5 hours straight?
- 108: Watched TV for 5 hours straight?
- 109: Been outside my home country?
- 110: Gotten my heart broken?
- 111: Been to a professional sports game?
- 112: Broken a bone?
- 113: Cut myself?
- 114: Been to prom?
- 115: Been in airplane?
- 116: Fly by helicopter?
- 117: What concerts have I been to?
- 118: Had a crush on someone of the same sex?
- 119: Learned another language?
- 120: Wore make up?
- 121: Lost my virginity before I was 18?
- 122: Had oral sex?
- 123: Dyed my hair?
- 124: Voted in a presidential election?
- 125: Rode in an ambulance?
- 126: Had a surgery?
- 127: Met someone famous?
- 128: Stalked someone on a social network?
- 129: Peed outside?
- 130: Been fishing?
- 131: Helped with charity?
- 132: Been rejected by a crush?
- 133: Broken a mirror?
- 134: What do I want for birthday?
- 135: How many kids do I want and what will be their names?
- 136: Was I named after anyone?
- 137: Do I like my handwriting?
- 138: What was my favourite toy as a child?
- 139: Favourite Tv Show?
- 140: Where do I want to live when older?
- 141: Play any musical instrument?
- 142: One of my scars, how did I get it?
- 143: Favourite pizza toping?
- 144: Am I afraid of the dark?
- 145: Am I afraid of heights?
- 146: Have I ever got caught sneaking out or doing anything bad?
- 147: Have I ever tried my hardest and then gotten disappointed in the end?
- 148: What I'm really bad at
- 149: What my greatest achievments are
- 150: The meanest thing somebody has ever said to me
- 151: What I'd do if I won in a lottery
- 152: What do I like about myself
- 153: My closest Tumblr friend
- 154: Something I fantasise about
- 155: Any question you'd like
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The Greatest Greater Welp
It’s my brother’s birthday today, so I wrote him a poem as a break from all the standard “Happy Birthday, dude!”s he’ll get.
Also, I won’t see him before he leaves for work in the morning as I’ll still be in bed.
Also, my actual gift is going to be late.Happy Birthday, bro!
May it be a good one.
20 years have passed,
Which just goes to show,
You haven’t done too badly.
I’m sorry in advance,
Your gift will be a little late.
So I’ll wish you this now,
And not leave it to chance:
May your day be shiny
And so here is the latest!
You’re an old fart now,
But anyways, I digress,
You really are the greatest,
The greatest Greater Welp -
Assassin’s Creed Revelations, an almost review
Okay, so anyone who knows me even a little bit will know how much of a fan girl I am about this series. It will be very difficult, if not impossible, for me to write an unbiased review of this game, so I’m not going to try. Instead I shall point things I liked, didn’t like and stuff, then try to explain why I did or didn’t like them so much.
I’ll start with the things that irritated me, only because this list is smaller and mostly superficial. First is the climbing controls, they’re still quite sensitive and very touch and go. I managed to make Ezio jump off a tower when I was close to the top more than once. One thing that annoys me about this is that 9 out of 10 times it didn’t cause enough damage to desync me, instead I’d have to use up my medicine, find the base of the tower and climb it again. Of course the damage could have been avoided if I deployed a parachute as I fell, but then I’d end up further away from the tower.
Second is “Eagle Sense”. What was wrong with “Eagle Vision”?
The last annoyance came as a result of a change I quite liked. To use “Eagle Sense” and synchronise at view points, instead of pressing (Y), you had to press the left analog stick. The reason for this is because (Y) is now used for the secondary weapon slot, I usually had bombs equipped. So the first few times I tried to sync or use ES I ending up randomly throwing cherry bombs around. This annoyed the guards of the city, a lot.
Now onto the things I liked. I suppose I should explain the secondary weapons thing. Remember in the old games you would down the right bumper to bring up your whole selection of weapons? Imagine my surprise when the first time I did this, two wheels of weapons appeared. On the left is the wheel that has your main weapons, sword, hidden blade, poison blade and short blade. On the right is the secondary weapons wheel. It has poison darts, hidden gun, throwing knives, cross bow and bombs. You can mix and match any combination of the left and right wheels.
There were a few things I was quite dubious about, how they would fit into the game, how they would affect flow and immersion. First of these was the hookblade. I didn’t know how it would impact on travelling, climbing and combat. Luckily, it seemed to fit into the game very well. Travelling was made easier thanks to the many zip lines on the roofs of the buildings all over Constantinople, climbing became much faster with the ability to launch Ezio up a building, even faster than the climbing glove introduced in AC2. As for combat, it worked the same as a second hidden blade.
The next thing I wasn’t sure about, but turned out okay, was the bomb crafting. I know some people thought bombs were an unnecessary addition to the game, but I like them. Bomb crafting was simple and after making a bomb you had the chance to test it to see the effects. There are three bomb pouches, lethal, tactical and diversion pouches. Lethal, as the name suggests, holds bombs that cause damage. Tactical holds smoke bombs, stink bombs and such, the diversion pouch holds bombs that cause a distraction to guards.
Den defending is a nice little mini game where you, obviously, have to defend Assassin hideouts. You have to control rooftops and stop Templar soldiers from taking over your Den. You command Assassins armed with crossbows, guns and bombs, you can also erect barriers, some have flame throwers or an early version of a mini gun attached. Towards the end of the defence the Templars bring in a siege engine, these can also be armed with turrets or flame throwers. So long as you have your Assassin troops deployed correctly, these defences are a cake walk.
In Brotherhood, many people complained about the very hands off approach to training apprentice Assassins. In Revelations, it’s very much the same thing. But when sending your apprentices off to various cities along the Mediterranean coast line, their missions count towards something. At the start of the game, all of the cities are under Templar control, the aim is the all the cities under Assassin control, which sounds easy enough, but some missions cost a lot of money and the Templars can fight back and retake the cities. Another great addition to training is that when you assign an Assassin to become a Den Leader, you go on a short mission with them, interacting and helping them improve.
Now we’re coming to a close, only a few more things to talk about, then you can leave and try to forget about my appalling grammar.
Desmond’s Journey are little extras that are unlocked as you collect DNA fragments from within the main storyline. You travel into the very core of the Animus and follow Desmond’s life up until he is captured by Abstergo. It isn’t outright scary, it’s quite psychological. The very structure of the places you travel through, the fragmented pictures that appear projected onto the walls coupled with a monologue by Desmond creates a very eerie atmosphere.
The ending of this game isn’t as much of a mind fuck as previous games were. It doesn’t bring everything to an absolute close, but it doesn’t leave you yelling at your screen wondering what the hell is going on. It’s quite straight forward and leads nicely into the next game.
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Stupid people
“It’s a heat wave! Why can’t we just have the day off school! There’s better things I could be doing instead of wasting time in pointless lessons on a day like today!”
Yes, my dear, skipping school because of a heat wave is always a good idea, right? Lesson are completely pointless, how stupid of me to think otherwise. I mean, who needs an education? I’m sure these other things you could be doing involve working on your tan, listening to your iPod and hanging out with friends. These activities are vital to get ahead in life. I hear that employers these days are looking for nicely tanned girls with no education, I’m sure they’ll choose you over some person who is slightly paler but actually paid attention in school and getting decent grades. Here’s a thought! Maybe if you were a little bit smarter you would realise just how stupid this comment is.
The comment alone made my faith in the human race falter slightly, but then I saw that over 10 people “liked” it. That did it.
